By: Vinko Vasle
Comrades, proud successors, when our revolution finally wins, our hard work will only begin. Or, as has been said several times before from the mouths of our radical faction of liquidators Violeta Tomič – we will put them in line. If they cooperated with the dictator and dictatorship of Janez Janša, they will be punished fairly. If they did not cooperate and just kept silent, they will be punished fairly. If they said they were on our side and did nothing, they will face a just punishment. If they used to be on that side, then they came to us, they will be punished fairly because they are converts. If they gave us money for the revolution but were not active, they will face a just punishment.
In addition, fair punishment must fall on artisans, capitalists, private workers, bourgeois opportunists, the clergy, the kulaks, the right wing intelligentsia, the right wing artists. We can no longer accept that by invoking the constitution and democracy and similar nonsense we are in fact actively opposing our new social order – the eco-proletarian communism of socialist anti-fascism. Even if after the revolution we are left with only a larger village, it does not matter – we won.
All those of you who do not know how to act when a dictatorship falls and a revolution wins, you have an excellent handbook written by our otherwise greater enemy, Dr Jože Možina “Slovenian schism”. But this is really a handbook of what our predecessors were doing to finally come to power. They did not count the victims, they did not count the killed, because that is necessary. Or, as Violeta, the representative of the liquidation faction of the current opposition, said again – because the dictator does not want to resign himself, the army must be called. Because it did not respond, it will also face a fair punishment. The sister of ‘Fajonism’ from our party, the proud successors of Huda jama and other locations, Tanja Fajon, has already begged, at least five times, President Borut Pahor to dissolve this dictatorial coalition. He did not do so and will also face a just punishment, not just otitis media. In these fateful, crucial times, Pahor simply cannot say that he cannot do this because it would be illegal and unconstitutional.
In accordance with the aforementioned manual, let me remind you that it is decidedly too little for our revolutionary movement to have in its ranks only a few so-called thugs, whom right wingers and home defenders call criminals and dealers, like Anis Ličina. Pre-revolutionary communism had a multitude of such. For example, comrade Miha Marinko, who stole chickens in the districts before the war, but then became a hero. According to current standards, Luka Leskošek was also a fierce bastard, but he is also a hero. Therefore, we need to attract more criminals, dealers and potential murderers like Tomšič’s relative, who repeatedly shouted on the road that Janša should be killed and the prosecution sided with us, that this is nothing too bad.
We are grateful that some of our members have been activated, such as Danilo Tuerk, who perfectly slandered the current president of the country as a vassal. Tuerk has good experience with vassals – Vidi Tomšič carried that big leather Udba bag, and Mitja Ribičič was a socio-political doormat. The head of the Court of Audit, Tomaž Vesel, is also becoming excellent, saying in revolutionary enthusiasm that the independence fighters must be removed from power if we want to return to where we were before. Even Ksenija Benedetti, as an expert on protocol, attacked dictator Janša because he had a bottom button on his jacket, which, according to her and ours, further embarrassed the country in Europe and beyond. And Violeta, who attacked his English, which she does not know about herself, and that is not necessary. That is why it is fascist dictatorial that Janša does not allow European prosecutors to become two who do not know English. And that is why Liljana Kozlović, a woman without smell, colour, and taste, as medically described by Alenka Žagar Slana, resigned. Because Kozlović did it too late, she will also receive a fair punishment.
In general, however, our revolution is about EU money. Namely, money is weapon, and our policy is when to shoot.
Vinko Vasle is a long-time journalist, publicist, satirist, and writer