[Letters – from victory to victory] Kuzla revolution

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We, the proud successors of the Communists, find that the revolution is proceeding too slowly. That is why we have called some into the front lines, right-wingers and home guards would say primitive cadres to spread our thoughts, which we cannot yet do for political reasons. In doing so, we follow the instructions of our great communist and head of the State Security Administration, Milan Kučan – first disqualification is required, then liquidation, also physical.

 

One of our limbs is, for example, Janez Stariha, Ljubljana City Councillor, member of the Fighters’ Union, president of ZZB Savsko naselje, determined fighter for redress of injustices in the spring of 1945, as he tirelessly writes and emphasizes that those whose proud successors we are have not cleaned them up enough and that the exercise will have to be repeated. Since, of course, warnings to supporters of Janšizm to step down from power do not hold, different methods must be used. In the debate with MP Alenka Jeraj, Stariha reacted decisively to her peaceful note and shut her up with an exclamation: “Bitch, be quiet, to my feet”. The shout is not entirely original, as it was used by the capos in Auschwitz and the campers had to crawl on the ground like dogs. If they were too slow, they hit them in the head.

The revolution must be nurtured every day, and of course Stariha was only perfectly upgraded by our future genius Prime Minister Jože P. Damijan, who called the former Minister of Agriculture and Deputy Prime Minister Aleksandra Pivec a whore. This is also a continuation of the practice and policy of Marjan Šarec, who also knew how to deal with those who were not to his liking. He wanted to shoot his Minister of Health, Aleš Šabeder, and even personally strangled his spokesperson for a while, but then he changed his mind. But, in the continuation of the revolution, it will not be possible to just change our minds if we want to be in power. Therefore, it is only necessary to tell Šarec that in the future he will have to do some strangulation to the end in order to justify the name Strangler from Šmarca.

In the struggle for power all means are allowed

These actions of our proud successors of the Communists also include the smashing of tables in the democratic parliament, with Matjaž Nemec proving to be excellent, and the best being the Leftist Violeta Tomić, who destroyed the parliamentary bench. But this is just the beginning, next time it will be necessary to beat the enemy and, if necessary, take him out of the democratic parliament. The convening of the National Assembly is also intended for this, where we will demand that Janez Janša and his government are not allowed to do anything. It is a similarity when Marjan Šarec was the Prime Minister, when nothing was done, but Janša is not allowed to do anything. This measure would be halfway to removing this government from power, which we are doing successfully. Right-wingers and home defenders say that we do not have 46 votes yet, but we will have them. As proof, the proud successors of the Communists cite our success in preventing the election of a new constitutional judge by threatening coalition MPs if they gave him a vote. That is why we are now preparing an even more appropriate liquidation threat to the SMC and Desus MPs to give us their votes, otherwise…

In the fight against Janez Janša and the coalition, we also dropped the so-called cultural milieu, led by some painter Jasna Kozar, whose works are heavily charged with ideology and politics, as she portrays Janša as a dictator. The old woman thus took over the primacy played so far here by our great “Slovenian Picasso” Arjan Pregl. But we also need Pregl – not as a painter, because here opinions are very divided even among us, the proud successors of the Communists and the Home Guard even humiliate him by saying that Hitler was a better painter. Communists do not know much about painting, but we want socialist realism, to which Pregl, with his frogs, or whatever they are, merely approaches. We will also physically defend “we are all Kadunci” our RTV, and we will defend Metelkova with weapons.

Miss Špela Grošelj, who is not afraid of the virus, also entered the category of “People’s Prof. Doctor”. It has not been completely proven scientifically yet, but it is said that it does not really tolerate silicone.

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