By: Vinko Vasle
As a side, ideologically unencumbered, neutral, and balanced observer, I should write at the outset that the KUL members, led by Robert Golob, are the bigger winners in the conflict with the current coalition, and especially with Janez Janša. According to Golob, he does not dare to face him anyway, which is probably true, because Golob has so far proved that he is intellectually superior and that he knows a lot of things. Let’s say money, a lot of money. Therefore, his enemies claim that he gets questions for confrontations in advance and answers through the phone, which is also my well-intentioned thesis, but it should be noted that he does not have to learn the answers by heart. And as the evil tweeter Bojan Regouc wrote – Golob does not have replicas because they did not write them for him. I denounced him.
As said, ours are winning on the pre-election front. Janša goes to Kyiv, KUL members go to Moscow. Janša’s pass a personal income tax law, and we will reduce salaries. Janša goes to Triglav with the Slovenian flag, Tanja Fajon with the rainbow LGBT. The government is cutting taxes, we are beating them with a property tax. The government and the coalition with masks, we without them on purpose. Janša with Urška, we run them over with Nika Kovač. They celebrate Mother’s Day, we Nika March 8th. Coalition is for Military Security, we for disarmament. They with a pick, a shovel, a hoe, and we with a bayonet. Janša sells that the state defends itself with weapons, and we say it defends itself with flowers and peaceful coexistence. The coalition has Janša, Tonin, and Počivalšek, we have Jonas, Zgaga, and Tamara Vonta. They talk about the constitution, we talk about the rule of civil society Jenull, Nikica, and Muki. They talk about the values of independence, we strike them with eco socialism.
They talk about the independence fighters, we about ZZB. They talk about 2022, we about 1945. Janša is on BBC, FOX NEWS, CNN, and we are on 24ur on POP TV. They have mom and dad, we have person one and person two. They have two poor sexes, we have more than 200. They have 4 on RTV and we have 500. They have capitalism, we have an electro oligarch. They have principles, and we have 60 million for NGOs. They are dictators, we are liberators. They are fascism, we are communism. They have Janša, we have Kučan. They share with everyone, we share equality in poverty. They are populists, we are socialists. They have a constitution, laws, regulations, we have Robert Golob. They have biased media, we have impartial Blaž Zgaga, Pašek-Šetinc, Fajon, and Joveva.
Some will vote with their heads, others with pens and inscriptions on their palms
They have transaction accounts, we have Switzerland, the Cayman Islands and Cyprus. They have Aleš Hojs and Anton Olaj, we have udba and the spy Muri. They have diplomas, we have Branko Masleša. They whine about the rule of law, we have Drago Šketa and Damijan Florjančič. They have a constitution, we have a majority of constitutional judges. They have the Minister of Infrastructure Jernej Vrtovac, we have roads and streets. They have Dr France Prešeren, we have Svetlana Makarovič. They have Bojan Požar, and we have a higher court. They have the seventh reprint of “Slovenian schism” by Dr Jože Možina, we have a limited prestigious edition of the “First President” Dr Božo Repe. They believe in elections, we have Mediana and Ninamedia. They have parties, we have a Party. Janša has Zelenskyy and Kučan has Putin. They have Jože Pučnik, we have Boris Kidrič. They love being cavers, we have caves. They are for connection, we are for separation. They have Eva Irgl, we have feminist Sonja Lokar.
They have Demokracija and Nova24TV, we have a large landfill of 60 media. They speak the truth, we have Necenzurirano and Primož Cirman. They would frame the mind, we want quotas. They are for justice and truth, we have Robert Šumi – CPC and Tomaž Vesel, the Court of Audit. They believe in family and marriage, we have Zoran Janković. They purify about the truth, we about the lie that always wins. They are studying, we go to Sarajevo. They sing the anthem, we bandiera rosso. They talk about the sanctity of life, we talk about killing too few.
And finally – we have Janja Sluga, Alenka Bratušek, and Marjan Šarec. They have nothing like them.
It is this duo (they-we) that tells you the best about who is worth voting for and who is necessary to vote for. Some will vote with their heads, others with pens and inscriptions on their palms.
Vinko Vasle is a long-time journalist, publicist, satirist, and writer.