By: Vinko Vasle
On the day we presented our candidates, our Gibanje Svoboda party moved to the next phase – the phase of the Liberation Front of Robert Golob. In fact, this means that we have formed a military force that will first confront the dictatorship of tweeting Janez Janša, about which our great president (you can applaud here, that was expected!) Robert Golob already expressed his opinion when he announced that he will not have a Twitter account. This does not mean that he does not know how to have it, but that it is a conscious decision that will disable the right-wing rampage on his Twitter profile. This will also prevent the spread of information about our great president’s earnings, which is a waste of time, because it is known, as our great president himself has said – that he has been recognised many times in Europe and beyond as one of the world’s largest electro merchants of the 21st century.
In this case, it was a big conspiracy, so to speak, a declaration of war to our great president Robert Golob, when forces from Trstenjak invaded GEN-i and all the thanks only go to Tone Krkovič that there were no major casualties because he prevented with his own body even the kidnap of our great president. He spoke about that several times at Golob’s press conferences, which were in fact the greatest performances of the great man (again, you can applaud, though it was not meant here) after man’s landing on the moon. So, there was an unannounced right-wing war with our side, and we were forced to accept the challenge.
Therefore, our general headquarters, led by Milan Kučan and Gregor Golobič, has prepared some important geostrategic and operational guidelines. To deal a significant blow to the enemy from the very beginning, they were supposed to occupy the SDS villa on Trstenjakova street in half an hour and free the slaves from the basement, where they have to work on Facebook and especially on Twitter. These are severely aggressive, inhumane fascist acts, as there are known cases when these slaves occupied the entire Twitter scene, so to speak, and because of their aggressiveness, some sworn leftists also sided with the right. In fact, these are the first victims of digital Slovenia, when they were brainwashed, if we deduct the digital crime of spreading home defence ideology with 5G in vaccines. It should be noted that in Trstenjakova street, in a part of the basement, biological weapons were also developed – a virus that transforms the DNA of leftists into rightists. Mojca Pašek Šetinc, who oversees much-needed misinformation and black propaganda within our Liberation Front, will speak about this at a special press conference shortly, and she will benefit from many years of experience from the public house RTV.
Our armament is, of course, powerful, because as a political party we are in fact a time bomb on the Slovenian political stage. When we blow up, our great president Golob said last time, all enemies will shit their pants. This was Golob’s witty response to right-wing rudeness, that there is nothing from pigeons (pigeon = Golob) and that all they know is to shit everything.
Let us briefly look at another important human factor of our Liberation Front. Urška Klakočar, the former judge who attacked Janša, will have only one concern – she will take care of the necessary comfort of our great president, who will lead the frontal battles from behind. Zoran Janković will take care of a brigade of pharmacists on the ground for the needs of our elite army. Dejan Zavec, a boxer, will be the so-called intellectual cannon fighter in the front lines, and Tamara Vonta will oversee Polish cuisine, supervised in each case by a special department of our military police.
Janja Sluga, as a member of parliament, will have to prove her loyalty to our great president in various ways and in different positions on the front, and she will also serve her bad things when she was still a loyal member of the SMC. As the future Minister of Health, Danijel Bešič Loredan will inspect wounded enemies at the front and issue them certificates of “no help”. Magnifico will encourage our liberators with the song “Magnifico is gay”.
Vinko Vasle is a long-time journalist, publicist, satirist, and writer.