Madonna claimed the council would drop an "iron curtain" on her if she broke her London show's curfew.
Madonna was super-punctual wrapping up the opening night of her Madame X residency at the London Palladium.
But thankfully, Westminster City Council will not attempt to crush her with a nine-ton “iron curtain” if she breaks her curfew.
Writhing on stage with dancer boyfriend Ahlamalik Williams, 25, she told fans: “I’ve got to make it fast.
“There’s an iron curtain that’s going to come down at a certain time.